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a: "Mr........ was sentenced to life for 2nd degree murder."
b: " Who did he kill first?" |
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Grandma is going to the shopping mall in the next bigger city.
She enters the elevator and pushes the button for stopping in the 4th floor. The elevator stops in the 2nd floor. An arrogant chick is coming in and enwined in a cloud of fragrance. She looks down at Grandma and is saying: "Perfume of Armani. 50 ml for 100€" In the 3rd floor the elevator is stopping again. A second chick is entering the elevator and her fragrance cloud is bigger. "Perfume of Cartier. 100 ml for 300€" The elevator reaches the 4th floor. Grandma is preparing herself for the leaving. Short before the elevator stops, she farts and is saying: Vegetable from the discount market, 200 g for 99 Cents.  Have a nice wek. |
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jost54 wrote:A just married older man asks his young woman Karro what she mostly likes. This is an allusion for ETV? Within the role of old man : us, viewer/caller... and in the role of the young woman : ETV
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A just married older man asks his young woman Karro what she mostly likes.
"Is it my strong body, or my dark, neat hair, or my winning smile?" "Darling I like all these things. You know, I really love you and your charmingness. Can I get now your credit card? I need some new dresses and high heels." |
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I just got a good recipe to follow for christmas day off a family member and i think i'll follow it to the letter
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My name  ....Blond. .....Spider-Blond !!!Profession/job :retired/ pensioner !!! used to be .... a hero ...with his fellow colleagues of the Marvell comics /movies " The Avengers " Kind Regards Shaky |
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brudgon wrote:Pleasing A Women Hi Brudgon, I know a similar one. Your 6th floor result is so right. In my case the announcement has been: "Hi Lady, what do you want ? To find a husband (or maybe a guy for a one night stand) or to drive elevator ?" Best Greetings and a nice 2nd advent Hawky |
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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica." |
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Two friends after working hours in the bus.
"Where are you going to go on holiday this year?" "Will be decided by my wife" "And when are you going to go on holiday?" "Will be decided by my boss" "How long are you going to go on holiday?" "Will be decided by my banker" That`s real life, isn`t it
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