eUrotic TV | 23/07/2006
Fake Show?
On Thursday July 20th, the start of the 22.00 show on E1 was shocking. For 30 mins you could see 6 girls totally naked giving a measure of how eUrotic could be great. The girls were : Kaleya, Jaya, Merry, Megita, Tayra and Malena. To be honest, nothing hot was revealed, and the segment seemed to have been choreographed, and even the way the cameras moved seemed studied.
At 22.30 Kaleya announced that after a 1 minute break, the girls would be dressed and that it would require a lot of phone calls and sms to have the six girls naked again. But we all know this wouldn't happen - the rest of the show was going to be soft and boring like all the other shows.
One of our friends has a suspicion: he has the impression that the first 30 mins of the show were recorded and not live. The following picture reveals that he is probably right: after the short commercial break Kaleya reappeared quite soon but her hairstyle looks quite different as the picture can testify. Is it possible to make this change in 1 minute?
So eUrotic prepared that strong scene beforehand: probably they wanted to give a strong signal to their audience, but pre-recorded the whole stuff just to ensure that there would be no mistake which could reveal some hot detail.
Poor eUrotic watchers: they are full of lies.
eUrotic TV | 15/06/2006
New Tactics of eUrotic
The last post about eUrotic was somewhat over-optimistic. Since then, they have badly let down the viewers with their crazy camerawork, bad lighting, low quality pixellated pictures and the voice of a man. What makes it worse is they have lost their imagination and the girls have lost their motivation. eUrotic are now devoted to soliciting SMS messages and then ignoring the viewers' requests.
As for E2, logic and decency would suggest that evening shows should be hotter than day shows. But eUrotic do most things the wrong way round (much like their camera shots). No doubt they don't want E2 detracting from the show on E1.
And now they have introduced adverts for the new telephone pictures: this takes up at least 15 minutes of every hour, and I bet they will show an ad just as things get hotter. Let's hope ads are not transmitted in the late show.
In conclusion, don't waste your hard earned money on SMS messages and the new photos as eUrotic has become the same money-sucking channel with wrong promises like CrapSat and gives the viewers nothing in return.
eUrotic TV | 07/06/2006
Eurotic and SMS
Is SMS the end of eUrotic or does it presage a golden new age? Well, the answer is no to both questions.
Opinion is divided on the issue of SMS. The downside is that there is too much solicitation for new messages (SMS=$$$) and it is all done in German which is not the common language. Also, we get the boring voice of the dumb director trying to lead the action which is ridiculous in a girly show. Another gripe is that many messages are obviously planted by eUrotic staff, or we see the same message several days in a row (or dunderheads asking to see toes).
Ultimately, however, the upside is that the decision to go for SMS has led to a vast improvement in the hotness of the shows because they have to satisfy at least some of the requests. Eurotic staff read this site and despite the imprecations of the contributors, and many emails from Mauro, over the past months, these have all largely been ignored and they to quote “continue walking on the path we chose”. But it is only now, with the introduction of SMS, that there has been an improvement.
Already we have had full strip scenes and, on occasion, good close up shots, so the action is definitely hotter. There are some girls who will never strip fully naked eg Bianca and Kiara, and others who are not happy with the new format. As a result, it is only a small handful of girls who are prepared to show all, so the question is, why are the others on the night show?
Eurotic have now set a new standard for themselves so let’s hope for consistency. There are now several hot new girls who are in their “training” period. If these girls are the future of eUrotic, I say “long live eUrotic”.
