SexySat TV screen layout

It looks bad... that's because it is bad.

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There's a survey on the screen now, currently Naomi v Nina. Who do you think should get the sack? (Edit! That was a joke)
... Just call a number with no price mentioned so it's against the law... So maybe it won't be the models who get sacked.

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damn
and he still cannot hit the main target, the middle of the screen.
go for it, go Frank! I'm sure you will hit the middle of the screen, too. only a few attempts left until you reach your goal and all the screen will be covered.

Tarl, is the innuendo all in my mind, or are you suggesting that Frank wants to shoot his sperm onto the middle of a TV screen? And then broadcast a sperm-covered TV set? Because that would be one way to make Sexysat look even worse.

Tarl_Cabot wrote:this will bring you a lot of money as you don't need any longer models cause nobody can see them ;)

Be careful, he might agree with that.

dazaman wrote:Tarl you may need to stop posting ideas to Frank

From the Brazil stream not long ago

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No, that's true, the schedule's on there.

I sometimes go on Freesexysat to look at the web stats [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig], but it's a bit depressing – the page is still getting 1,600 visitors a day. And those people actually watch the shows on that screen? Bloody hell...

modelflat wrote:oh my god... You still watch Sexysat on normal TV?!! I'm really sorry, I didn't realize anyone did. [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]

I wouldnt...if you could name me another source for the schedule, dude !

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he has set up yet another newsticker. ... Sexysat now has five (!)
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Oh my god... You still watch Sexysat on normal TV?!! I'm really sorry, I didn't realize anyone did. [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]

eigentor wrote:The picture as of today

Yeah, cos yesterday the picture was so good

The girls not slave for german guys.The must work day and night,!!

Here's how you do it properly... optional phone number to display, and very little on the screen with the picture.

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That's on Studio66 TV (Rampant TV) at the moment - the online version. I can't remember the girl's name... "hottie". [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig] (Edit) She's Clare Richards [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]

This thread hasn't covered the current TV layout in its full awfulness... see it here (or 24 hours a day on SSTV)

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I just noticed that the banner and the superimposed phone number are not coordinated. The number encroaches onto the banner at the bottom. The phone numbers already appear on a scrolling banner, so there's no need for all that information. How unprofessional! Not what you'd expect from Europe's stupidest channel™.

There's been some talk about the girls' low language level, but I put all the blame on their employers. Presenting a show in these conditions, the girls have no motivation to improve. Even with perfect German and hot erotic chats, the visual show would still be a terrible mess. So, I imagine the girls think "what's the point?", and I would agree.

(Please note, at any time Sexysat could easily fire the girls. I'm sure they could find some German-speaking hotties in Bratislava (as a one-Euro job, like you have in Germany). But Sexysat choose not to, just to annoy you! In some ways I respect their stubbornness. What would be the point? As everybody knows, a really hot chat in German is only equivalent to a mildly erotic supermarket conversation in Spanish or French. Yes, that's a joke... But thinking about it, Sexysat will never even reach supermarket-level erotica...)

anyone maybe recorded the cleanfeed show of one or two nights ago?

It will be interesting to see the viewer numbers at the end of May. My guess is another drop thanks to the new graphics.

Some hair-raising updates from the Sexysat Brazil thread:
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dazaman (May 3rd) wrote:I think Sexysat have hit an all-time high now as they must have had complaints of there content, so to get around it they have made even more banners show on there and they are manually censoring anything interesting being showed

Tonight censor tool is a keyhole shape.

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Btw there original stream is still as normal

dazaman (May 14th) wrote:Yep i'm back again with the latest instalment of WTF! I decided to check out what the Brasil stream looked like today yep even worse that its ever been, not due to stream quality either

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Not content with the normal banners, they have added thick black rolling banners on top and bottom so you pretty much see little of the girl

Now the Freesexysat online stream has introduced the black and white news tickers as well. They'll be bringing you the headlines at the top of every hour...

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Another change is that the Netherlands TV rating symbols ([Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]) aren't on the screen, as far as I can see. Sexysat's staff must have forgotten to add them during the redesign ...

It's funny - usually this kind of technical overhaul would be a chance to provoke a big positive or negative reaction from the audience, but when Sexysat does it, it ends up looking almost exactly the same as before. Maybe they need a new studio - there must be another closet available in the same building, surely?

I am sorry to say I have now read all the comments and most translated in German by Google but I still do not understand what there is, unfortunately, to go exactly. Who's on Your favorites, or who should be fired, or what is the percentage of list Amita how should one can say exactly what percentage is good for me who.

So, XXX Sexysat has been going for a couple of weeks. Its graphics and web design are very similar to Freesexysat.com's - low-quality of course!

I think the XXX stream has less graphics on it than the Sexysat channels usually have. That's probably because they don't have that many phone numbers for XXX yet!

dazaman wrote:With no OSG's onscreen and all just to the side or underneath would improve there stream beyond what they think, example of there's and Playboy TV right now and ok PB have a lot more money but they know that adding OSG's just makes the stream look like crap.

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That's a good comparison with Playboy UK! Budget isn't the problem - they could make the Sexysat website look tasteful on a shoestring budget, but they have no ambition beyond making money. Sexysat think this is good enough. You can complain until you're blue in the face, but they'll just do whatever they feel like.

wolf1 wrote:Damn I realy ask myself what Kind of strange People are there on SexySat that they think its a good Idea to put the Numbers on the Middle on the Screen. [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]

"Strange people" at Sexysat? Surely not!

modelflat wrote:The unbelievable results of the unreliable on-screen survey are in. It's no longer appearing on the screen tonight.

freesexysat.com wrote:MICHELLE( 33 )
NICOLE( 24 )
NAOMI( 22 )
VIKI( 13 )
TINA( 10 )
NINA( 1 )
EMMA( 1 )
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We must always be suspicious of Sexysat's statistics, and they've probably exaggerated this too. Did they get one hundred calls in two days? Very unlikely. (As unlikely as [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]) Only two girls were advertised on-screen at a time, and some names didn't appear much, whereas Naomi was advertised most of the time. Her score seems highly inflated, but they're probably all ficticious.

My own Personal % list:

Michelle 0%
Nicole 1%
Naomi 77%
Viki 5%
Tina 3%
Nina 0%
Emma 3%

The unbelievable results of the unreliable on-screen survey are in. It's no longer appearing on the screen tonight.

freesexysat.com wrote:MICHELLE( 33 )
NICOLE( 24 )
NAOMI( 22 )
VIKI( 13 )
TINA( 10 )
NINA( 1 )
EMMA( 1 )
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We must always be suspicious of Sexysat's statistics, and they've probably exaggerated this too. Did they get one hundred calls in two days? Very unlikely. (As unlikely as [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]) Only two girls were advertised on-screen at a time, and some names didn't appear much, whereas Naomi was advertised most of the time. Her score seems highly inflated, but they're probably all ficticious.