The ferther adventures of Mr Bean

It's bad enough when Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee are in 'control' at planet ETV.

Here's a good idea for today's 'art'. We will kill the studio lights so it does not matter who is on. You will not be able to see them anyway.

And if the light is remotely good then the camera will be over-exposed so you still cannot see what is going on. Of course we are artists and we have not got a clue of how lighting should be controlled or how cameras should be set.

But we can do even better than that.

We hear a rumour, silly as it may sound, that people look in to see our girls. They look in to see them perform in an erotic way. So let's put them in front of the camera and do some sexy things. But we are artists so we need a little more 'action'. So while they do this and, hey, with our carefully selected lighting schemes you may even be able to make out what is going on, we will call on our trump card to really provide the real action.

Enter centre stage the artist who forever in the future will be known as Mr Bean. The rumour is that he is there to listen to the Arabic viewers. Digressing for just one minute. I had a bargain to keep but, as reported, I could not use the, seemingly dead, UK line so I thought I would try that quite interesting new number for all my cousin's cousins out there. And it worked !. And I had a really interesting conversation with a cousin who thought that I should show him my pussy. For the record, my pussy is called Tabby. She comes out at night and invariably has a smile on her face the next morning.

Now where was I ?. Ah yes. Mr Bean. I really love that glide across the studio when there is really something that has been paid for. But I bet that those payers are not so happy. And I bet that even Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee are not so impressed to see their art poisoned by the Thracian war dancing that overstays its welcome.

So do look in again for the contuining adventures of Mr Bean. I heard on the grapevine that a well loved model has left and her 'fan club' is inconsolable. Mr Bean is looking for fans. Join his club now. He will teach all his moves. All two of them. You will not regret it as he is not about to leave anytime.

yes but crap tv = crap scene and crap show

it is their specialty

yesterday's night i was shocked when Jennipher started an interesting strip in a new malicious way never seen before.. all went slovly and intriguing.. but an unespected mr bean destroied all in a couple of seconds jumping down from the chair and begining to ''dance''... a really crap scene.. -_-

You call him Mr. Bean.I thought there was any sick horse in the show who was jumping around. I dont understand what this have to do with erotic show.