SexySat TV - General Discussion

SexySat brings back the Dayshows,right now Viki live on Air.

I haven't watched this channel since December.

I don't intend to ever watch it again.

did anyone record the screen at the beginning of the evening show?
the menue on the screen including the "Astra Fake" choice?

Mauro wrote:

jockel wrote:Are there new rules? Yvonne is now completely nude before 22:00.

Yes, seems so. And I suppose that liberal Germany and Astra will be pretty pissed soon.

...we watching a dying tv-station ....

jockel wrote:Are there new rules? Yvonne is now completely nude before 22:00.

Yes, seems so. And I suppose that liberal Germany and Astra will be pretty pissed soon.

Are there new rules? Yvonne is now completely nude before 22:00.

Tarl_Cabot wrote:

hardworker wrote:Why are not any people talking why not hotbird and why astra?

the want germans to call the models because each call from germany costs 10 euro and brings the most money.
that's the reason why many not-german callers are ignored and why they air on Astra.

...and we are forced to hear the callers too ...! I am very sorry and I highly have to say that not all Germans are like these ...10 men who obviously call the girl regular . OMG !

All these explanations say that "we do not need more money ". And this is a contradiction for a company which is launched for money(all companies aim more money). So, there is a new question is seeming, astra can make more money, but why did you leave the hotbird's money?

Tarl_Cabot wrote:the want germans to call the models because each call from germany costs 10 euro and brings the most money.
that's the reason why many not-german callers are ignored and why they air on Astra.

generally the income form germans/astra is higher than from arabic. the numbers from austria and germany are those with the highest costs. the cost - income for astra is better than for hb.

hardworker wrote:Why are not any people talking why not hotbird and why astra?

the want germans to call the models because each call from germany costs 10 euro and brings the most money.
that's the reason why many not-german callers are ignored and why they air on Astra.

Andreas13 wrote:The text "looking for new models..." is away. Maybe something will happen soon, but nothing for sure.

It is like probability. Why are not any people talking why not hotbird and why astra?

The text "looking for new models..." is away. Maybe something will happen soon, but nothing for sure.

Week after week, day by day we wait for new models on SexySat.
Disappointing, considering, that a few years ago on several SS channels a lot more girls were in various shows. Now there are only six models, of which already two (Viki an Yvonnes) were there at this time. This is, I think, too long.
Michelle and Isabella, two pretty and motivated girls, are in my opinion not sufficient, to keep a great interest in SS, so it is simple time, to hire new models.
How is that possible on euroticTV? Are there the funds actually so much greater?
Therefore manager of SexySat wakes finally up!!!

7 JAN on facebook : SexySat TV 2 will be back on HOTBIRD soon

well now 26 JAN (NO THING)

It's sunday and normally after a week of work I take it easy
Well I was planning my easter holidays so I put on a film documentary on Tanzania,
in the documentary there was a tipical scene of an african Jungle with monkeys

when suddenly I said woooww... this place would be perfect for sexsat staff.

So I thought it wouldn't be bad if we could buy a oneway ticket plane for entire sexysat staff and leave them in the african Jungle,it could be a good opportunity for the staff to learn something from Monkeys.

I tried to imagine what could happen if we leave them in the giungle for 30 years.

in future we will read:
Scientists have discovered a new monkey species in the mountains of East Africa

The new primate, known as the (sexysat staffulus), was identified by two independent research teams working in separate locations in southern Tanzania.

The apes are most likely a group of giant chimpanzees that display gorilla-like behavior.
A far more remote possibility is that they represent a new subspecies of great ape.
Researchers plan to return to the region later this month to collect more clues to help resolve the mystery.


In the meantime thirty years have elapsed and Two of staff have returned in Europe, "They have returned in the studios of sexysat and you can see them working hard..." here you can see a picture of them
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Another lives in africa and haven't left the world of entertainment
he works in a local zoo in Ruanda like entertainer for kid's. Here the two videos of him:
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He also put on family and here you can see his kid
"he has the same DNA of father so it will be easy to recognize him"
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Other Two of them due to a storm were wrecked on an island and the ship never reached European continente. we have no news or videos of them until 2 day's ago when they were seen and probably saved by two local fishermen.

Anyway the following animated video is very representative and probably is the scenery seen by the fishermen during the rescue.
Here we can see the brain damage that can be caused by lack of a girl's for several years and prolonged abstinence. [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]

I don't want to be bad so I hope that the two survivors will Regain Health so they could give a hand oops... I mean there Intellectual apport to the other two guys left in sexysat studios....they need it.


Sorry guys I'm romantic so I preferred a happy end.....!!!



THE END

created and Written: by Tony

Directed: by Tony

Special effects: youtube.com metacafe.com

With special thanks for contribution of: National Geographic

And why not... a special thanks also to the staff of sexysat circus that inspired me.

Here you can see a nostalgic video of the whole team at apex of their career:
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Copyright 2011 by Tony entertainment LTD


The following post is protected by the federal laws of liveshow-tv and it's strictly prohibited to cut and paste it on other sites.

Transgressors will be prosecuted and condemned at 9 months of imprisonment in the sexysat tv studios with the entire staff and to pay a fine of 365 bananas.


I hope I've not ruined your evening, in any case I will try to remedy with the following video clip, the singer is beautiful and her eyes are magnetic she's also very very sexy...... [Versteckter Link - Registrierung notwendig]


Rereading my post I realized I made a serious mistake.
My apologize go to the monkeys, I think that these animals are more sensible and intelligente than some men and deserve more respect.....