Memo from the boss to all new arrivals.

Once more, in the interest of public awareness, a memo from the management to the new arrivals has been released into the public domain. Remember that you read it here first.

Firstly, on behalf of all the team, I want to welcome you to work at BTV. I know that you may be confused that you thought that you were coming to work for a tv station with a very similar name but do not worry as you will hardly notice any difference to this channel and the one you were thinking of.

Your working hours are between 6:00 and 23:00. Take careful note of these times as they are expressed in that very quaint CET. Just remember to adjust accordingly as we still find that many girls forget and turn up for work at totally the wrong times that we have published.

We operate a very flexible working pattern. You can work for any length of time beit one hour, five or even more. In some special cases you can even work just for twenty minutes. We are really understanding like this.

What we expect you do do is sit on stools looking interested and occasionally, but only occasionally, as we would hate to tire you out, get up and do a brief dance. We also ask you, due to the prevailing draughts in the studio, to keep your ears protected and wear these headsets. From time to time, your work may be interupted by some strange voices, usually of Arabic origin, asking you to show your tits or even your pussy. Just tell them that you last saw the tits in the garden and you are not allowed to bring your pets into the studio.

You will also note that our pay structure is very attractive given all this hard work that you have to do.

Now we do try to schedule all the new employees together but, due to our flexible working pattern, from time to time you will meet some of our longer serving girls. You can tell that they are longer serving because they try to claim more camera time from your much more deserving cases. Some of them even threaten to remove some clothing but do not worry about that. It will not actually happen except on very special occasions.

We also offer employment opportunities to another channel that broadcasts from this studio. We must warn you that the working day will not start before 23:00 so make sure that you have your mom's permission to stay out so late. You will also see our longer serving girls here and they will still try to claim more camera time from you and interupt any performance that you might be tempted to do. But as the children are now safely tucked in bed (having set their video recorders) you are now allowed to get really naughty. Some of the longer serving girls will even get naked and you could be encouraged to follow suit.

One word of caution. During these late shows, we do have another increasingly regular model. This model is not female. In truth, this model is not male either and talks with a very funny voice. You will not be expected to inter-relate with this model as that role is the sole responsibilty of our extra-special model. Take care with this one as she could also have special attention for you.

So welcome to our tv. We sincerely hope that you stay for at least one month.

Genius.

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