New girl job interview at ETV

Pretty girl: Hello. I’ve come about the job you advertised.

ETV Manager: Nice to meet you. When can you start?

PG: Don’t you want to interview me first?

ETV: Oh, I suppose so. Can you speak German?

PG: No.

ETV: Can you speak English?

PG: Not much.

ETV: Can you sing or dance?

PG: Very badly.

ETV: Perfect. You sound like exactly the person we’re looking for. Have you any questions?

PG: What would I have to do?

ETV: It’s easy really. You just sit or lie down and answer a few calls. There aren’t very many these days anyway. Keep the caller on the phone as long as possible.

PG: How?

ETV: A good technique is to pretend you don’t understand so they have to repeat everything slowly.

PG: Anything else?

ETV: It helps if you don't mind showing your feet occasionally.  And maybe a bit of arm wrestling.

PG: Would I have to take any clothes off?

ETV: Good heavens no. Whatever gave you that idea?

PG: Because it’s called “Eurotic TV”

ETV: Ah yes. Clever, isn’t it? Molvania hasn’t signed up to any European law on Trade Descriptions so we can call ourselves whatever we want. So people ring in thinking they’re getting an erotic show.

PG: Pity. I was quite looking forward to being sexy on TV.

ETV: You need to try RedLips TV. Just down the corridor. Second door on the left. Goodbye.