We comment on what they wear
The way they tie their hair
Get depressed if they do not bare
As if they really care
We write about the past
The times that did not last
The shows with the perfect cast
And now such a contrast
Would it be better if all were hot
Or is it better that some are not
As even fully clothed one can be a sexpot
Rather than just a robot
If only the good times could return
If only there was money to burn
If only there was an u-turn
If only those lessons they would learn
Or should we simply be grateful for what we have got
And thank the callers who did not boycott
The show may no longer be a fleshpot
But still inspire this crackpot
