Eurotic TV - General Discussion

Hi kaizerfranz. Hope you are well. Sadly the car wash and office shows were dropped some time ago. The office show could make a return without too much work in the studio I would think. Maybe some day they will return. I would prefer a large paddling pool with oil in it for occassional rolling around ha ha

Quo vadis ETV?
I`m sick of ballonriding, biceps, bare feet, some models, the antiquated studio, Hans etc. I love that station and when i use it only as a music channel by dayshows. Ihave not a wonder drug. But for all the good suggestions and constructive criticism in this forum it should be possible to develop a new concept.

are there any shows with a theme like car wash show or office show or were they removed?

Etv staff please join this forum and help yourself to sort out the sh*t you are aring on your channel.

I know why ETV don't have balloon shows, it would cost them a
fortune in lost income.
Just think how much Marcel offers each week on the balloon rides.

Marcel, if you post on here, could you tell me if you enjoy the balloon
rides, or are you actually a balloon producer just trying to sell
your product?

HvB wrote:

vappiano68 wrote:According to that interpretation if a “sexual act” entails the presence of 2 or more persons, then the simulation should entail the presence of 2 or more persons too.

So a dildo show would be no sexual act?
Interesting definition ...

Sorry, but you had a bad reading of my post, simply because you missed my "if".

A sexual act is something involving genitals.

Some examples of my interpretation:

1) A dildo insertion: it's a sexual act involving at least one person.
A simulation of a dildo show (without insertion) could be performed by a single model.
Forbidden.

2) A handjob of a woman on a man: sexual act involving at least 2 persons.
A simulation needs at least 2 persons, otherwise there is no proof of what are you doing and there's no proof of the
sexual stimulus.

According to ETV's theory, it would be forbidden also to play the italian musical instrument called "caccavella" ("Putipù" in Naples)

Tarl_Cabot wrote:so we need a molvanian definition and the existing molvanian rules regarding pornographie.
in molvania are the Uk rules about pornographie as important as the soccer results of the chinese soccer league.

The definition of pornography you can read here:
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is internationally accepted.

vappiano68 wrote:According to that interpretation if a “sexual act” entails the presence of 2 or more persons, then the simulation should entail the presence of 2 or more persons too.

So a dildo show would be no sexual act?
Interesting definition ...

'Tall_Carrot wrote:so we need a molvanian definition and the existing molvanian rules regarding pornographie.

No definition of pornography necessary.
The wording is 'production or distribution of obscene material' is prohibited. A definition of obscene is not given and so it may be adjusted to every case. The punishment for overstepping the line is a jail sentence.

vappiano68 wrote:Surely not a Bible, but according to some researches done here:
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there is great difference among porn, sexual acts and, for example, an "aircock"

According to that interpretation if a “sexual act” entails the presence of 2 or more persons, then the simulation should entail the presence of 2 or more persons too.

a uk source but afaik exists a big difference between molvania and the UK regarding pornographie.

and regarding to the definition in germany it's pornographie if the intention is to express the exclusively or predominantly on the excitement of a sexual stimulus aimed at the viewer while exceeding in line with general social values ​​drawn boundaries of sexual propriety clearly. (only a translation of a wiki source)
here is no needed number of present persons given. the sense of "to rub one out" is for sure the sexual stimulus and so it's pornographie or nearly pornographie.

so we need a molvanian definition and the existing molvanian rules regarding pornographie.
in molvania are the Uk rules about pornographie as important as the soccer results of the chinese soccer league.

Tarl_Cabot wrote:

vappiano68 wrote:So it would be another of the silly new rules made in ETVland, since it seems to me that in the nightshow all other channels (even those ones under the strict Ofcom) have no problem with such a kind of stuff.

Probably there is a "Great Censor" who works only against ETV, by forbidding all that other channels can do.
But he's a very strange kind of Censor, because Lilian is allowed to show what other channels can't.

the simulation of "to rub one out" with or without banana is too close to porn or already porn and so it's forbidden.
not so mysterious and not so hard to understand that forbidden, or?

Surely not a Bible, but according to some researches done here:
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there is great difference among porn, sexual acts and, for example, an "aircock"

According to that interpretation if a “sexual act” entails the presence of 2 or more persons, then the simulation should entail the presence of 2 or more persons too.

vappiano68 wrote:So it would be another of the silly new rules made in ETVland, since it seems to me that in the nightshow all other channels (even those ones under the strict Ofcom) have no problem with such a kind of stuff.

Probably there is a "Great Censor" who works only against ETV, by forbidding all that other channels can do.
But he's a very strange kind of Censor, because Lilian is allowed to show what other channels can't.

the simulation of "to rub one out" with or without banana is too close to porn or already porn and so it's forbidden.
not so mysterious and not so hard to understand that it's forbidden, or?

Tarl_Cabot wrote:

vappiano68 wrote:Pity I can't understand her answer
Could some German friend tell us what she said?

Jan asked for a rub one out and of course Evah denied to do this because it's not allowed.
It's neither in the evening nor in the night show allowed.

But if she would do it she would do it very well and also she likes to eat bananas (at least the real ones).

At the end she offered him to fulfill another wish and ask him to call her.

Thanks a lot Tari.

So it would be another of the silly new rules made in ETVland, since it seems to me that in the nightshow all other channels (even those ones under the strict Ofcom) have no problem with such a kind of stuff.

Probably there is a "Great Censor" who works only against ETV, by forbidding all that other channels can do.
But he's a very strange kind of Censor, because Lilian is allowed to show what other channels can't.

vappiano68 wrote:Pity I can't understand her answer
Could some German friend tell us what she said?

Jan asked for a rub one out and of course Evah denied to do this because it's not allowed.
It's neither in the evening nor in the night show allowed.

But if she would do it she would do it very well and also she likes to eat bananas (at least the real ones).

At the end she offered him to fulfill another wish and ask him to call her.

Tarl_Cabot in the Current Show wrote:if you want to annoy Evah the easiest way will be to call and ask for the etv calendar.

she tries to praise and sell the new etv calendar but I'm sure that since this Evah offer no viewer has an idea how many euros the calendar costs.

Yesterday Jan followed your advice
by finding a less annoying way to entertain Evah :

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Pity I can't understand her answer
Could some German friend tell us what she said?

Many thanks.

vappiano68 wrote:So I think that the past is gone (and during the nightshows we don't see anymore the content showed in the vipsms) because of Etv's choice (there's no document where RTR shows to be more stricted than Ofcom and Kjm)

Clear, it's their channel and they have the right to chose their way. But the style of the channel is imposed by themselves. Probably they think that a different target (people who fall in love) brings more money than people who like erotism.

But the great "confusion" (which reigns in this channel and which Glassy refers to) can be seen when we look at some models who act like nuns but who are forced to be mixed with gang bang-pornstars...

P.s.
Sorry for the long post.
Now you have less than 5 hours to vote it as "worst theory of the year"

And before the polls will be closed let's write down the the worst theory of the year .." applying the opposite " ...which essentially depends on applying the opposite of what is appealing to your ( crowds ) customers needs .

1-The crowd wants the best show ETV has ever done in its history ( the shower show ) to continue every week or even once a month .

- Apply the opposite and completely suspend the shower show Series and continue to give unjustified and laughable reasons for suspending this exceptional erotic Series .

2-The crowd wants to watch some good " thematic shows" as it gives a good chance to kill the boredom and to present the models in such a new ways

- Apply the opposite delete all kind of the thematic shows( the flower show , fetish show , office show ) and return to the old concept of a night show with a punch of models stying all night around the couch .

3-The crowd wants much less models in the studio along with the existence of some good tools which could help to generate a good and active shows like the pole .

- Apply the opposite continue to schedule a record number of the models which even reached in sometime to 10 models and turn everything in the studio into a complete chaos….and don't ever remove ETV's most prominent icon for all times …the damn couch

4-The crowd wants to watch a real erotic shows with more hot atmosphere and good interaction between the models ….keep in mind that everybody knows that he/she is not watching a porn channel and in turn , everybody won't ever except to see a scene wide open legs or even 5 hours p***y close up or even a hot kiss between two models .

- Apply the opposite continue to set up the soft atmosphere in most of your shows , ignore any hot action , and continuously kills any good interaction between any couples and continusly sit your cam as far as you can .

5 - The crowd wants to see a new generation of the real talented directors whom considered by all standards the most important factor for an erotic channel .

- Apply the opposite continue to give the complete support for the " new directors " who has no talent , no vision , no skills and continue to give them the chance one after the others .


To be honest ETV has done a great efforts in the last year and honestly they have listened very carefully to the suggestions and criticism and came closer to their crowds demands ....and the final results was such a great season .

And to be more honest , ETV in 2011 has invented such a new theory in the business which is .." applying the opposite "...and undoubtedly they continue to reach to the highest level of success ....and it has work very good for its interest.

Take a look at last night's show and you will realize that the less you give the more you will earn ......and the more you disappoint and denounce their demands ....the more you will be able to bring them all to your direction .

And no evidence is needed to prove the validity of this new theory more than.. " us "...despite all of these significant shifts we are still watching , criticizing , and dreaming that tomorrow will be much better

Congratulation for ETV for the new theory .

And a good example for what has glassy written is the model Jane.

When she started she did Lapdance, showed her skills, made fullstrips like in a stripbar but now? She stand around like every model there. Give kisses to the viewers and is still nice but she is no more active because she don´t must or is allowed to move.

And second. Why ETV do you start liveshow.me and Studio Berlin if you stop it after one week and the other after two weeks.

You even didn´t liked the projects. Or i am wrong? And why was liveshow.me censored like hell when only adults and buyers could see the so called Show?

Please go back to the roots and stop your childish games.

Amen

I wish you all a nice week and i hope for Christmas