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Great news tonight!
Now I have it in black and white, GIA will be back soon.  I got a postcard from a cruise ship and GIA writes the following lines:Me and my good female friend A... enjoy the holiday to the fullest. The atmosphere is excellent and the food delicious. Many greetings to our fans, we will come back again as soon as possible. Lots of love, GIA and A... PS: NO WE ARE NOT TO HONEYMOON ! Indeed very very pleasant news    Good night and take it easy. |
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Now we have found out that the last night curtain show was not an idea of the ETV-manangement, but a proposal of a trainee. He got a disciplinary warning letter.
 Nevertheless ETV looks for trainees as sound engineering or cameraman who like beauty and sometimes naked women. The working atmosphere is very pleasant and you get some fringe benefits like 15 days paid holidays and a christmas bonus. Required qualifications: You should be over 18 years old, mentally healthy and master the follow languages, Molvania, English, German and if possible Italian or Arabic. Send your application documents to Molvania City or Radio Molvania. Be  and good night.
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It is confirmed: Scarlet has not been in the hands of plastic surgeon that she put her lips to Marayah.
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In a brand new publication from a group of Molvanian scientists, working at the institute BAPWWNF (Biological And Psychological Warfare With Nude Females), we found in a small footnote that they just discovered a remedy against the outbreak of that new Gia-mania virus. They propose that one single spoonfull of a substance called LACE (Large A-beep-beep Cute Eyes) can remove that virus definitely.
There in only one problem: Nowhere in the whole world they found a spoon large enough! Get well soon! |
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A second group of researchers, at the Molvanian Institute for Addiction Cures, have issued a warning ...
"It has been found that some alternative medicines can have worse side effects than the condition they pruport to treat. Care should be exercised when administering these so called cures as they do not have to comply with the strict controls required by prescription medicines." Three such medicines have been singled out as having severe psychotropic properties which can cause a permanent delusional and obsessed state if taken in doses as small as 10ml (2 teaspoons). Of course, these named substances are ... yes, you've guessed ... Scarlet, Mashiara, and Amy. |
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This evening we have a single topic. Some Molvania scientists have discovered a new virus named "Gia-mania". This virus circulates in whole Europe and affects brain, heart and emotions.
 Special involved are all men of every age and they contemplate only about GIA for example "Gia the only one, Gia number one, Gia rules" and so on. The Gia-mania virus is the first which is send out by TV and so it is high infectious. Now many famous scientists search for an antidote, but they have slim hope.That`s why we have maked contact with a natural health professional. His advice as alternative medicine and for orale use: two teaspoons "Scarlet" and one teaspoon "Mashiara" with a touch of "Amy" in much mineral water.(no alcohol !!) Cheers! and good night
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Hot news:
Finally the truth came out about why Clio is no longer a model. The poor girl couldn't decide on what to wear for a show so in her desperation decided she would do only naked after hour shows. This was frowned upon by the management who decided instead after consulting with her parents to give her a job as a moderator. Obviously it would have been easier to assign her with a clothing assistant (personally I would recommend some see trough panties ), but ofcourse in Molvania nothing is ever done in a logical way.
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'Tarl_Cabot wrote: The weather report
Sonnenschein on saturday night in Molvania City Do you know how long it will last? I think we've got enough water this summer.... |
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Molvania Radio - The weather report
Sonnenschein on saturday night in Molvania City  (weather is serious, so this time no humour) |
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Now we are proud of presenting the queen of fetish in our studio.
RM: Hello Lace thanks for comming, how are you? Lace: Thanks for invitation, I am fine. Nice SM-studio with some candles, only for me ? RM: Yes, feel at home. Another fetish show is announced, can you tell about ? Lace: It`s top secret, but I will have a loooot of fun with the other girls. RM: You have brought some ropes, are it original from a show and can you show us a few artfull knots ? Lace: Of course, I have new knots and now I will test it on you. RM: That`s only a joke, not me! please........Help! no, no candle wax,.... damn turn off the micro! If we survive, we go on the air perhaps tomorrow, in two days or not until next week. Take it easy
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Today on Molvania Radio H could listen to a emission that recalled the tale of C. Pérault Bluebeard .
From the top of the castle tower of ETV director, who did not have enough models of night, asked her sister : Anne my sister Anne did you see anything coming? -Yes my sister I see a rider carrying a flag marked Amy. - But that's not enough : Anne my sister Anne you do not see anything coming? - I see two riders on their flag Carmen and Mashiara . - It's good but not enough, Anne my sister Anne you do not see anything coming? I still need a rider to complete my dream team, do not you see a blond horse and a sky blue flag with the name beginning with S . - Not my sister they make too much dust, it will have to wait for better visibility and finally see her. Moral: Curiosity, despite all its attractions, Often costs a lot of regrets. And also: Everything comes in time for those who wait. |
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Some breaking news:
1. Amy (the sunshine) is back from holiday. A rumour is going about that she has made an infighting training. So she hopes to check an attack from Lace. Comment: Lace is very strong but Amy is probably faster and smoothe like a panther. 2. The hairs of Janine are the real thing and untamable. 3. Nikita has an upset stomach because the the many lollipops in the nightshow. Baby get well and take it easy. So far for tonight and good night.
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Mr. Niceguy wrote:
"Waiter, two bear please" Well, really hard stuff, to swallow these critters! But - sorry, you forgot the most important one in your list: "Kelner, dwe bira molja!" Nazdravje! |
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Well obviously it can be understood that the girls of ETV stand together as one. With Brona in financial trouble over buying to much white tops the girls all pitched in decided on a white theme show and took some of the extra white tops of Brona's hands so she has some money to buy some groceries.
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Watcher wrote:I'm sorry, but I think that last post is out of order ... No humor tonight ? But I understand what you mean and I have changed the text. I believe it is now in order. 
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