Now on ETV - The current show

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06.05.2016, 19:56

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06.05.2016, 19:36

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Wilsonsand wrote:Actually ETV ability for destroying it´s own shows has no end. They wanted to make a tribute to the legendary shower shows.This is the last madness idea for destroying and ruining it all. They have divided the screen in 3 zones. In the middle of the screen is the part dedicated to the shower show, at left and right on the screen you can see the dressed models on studio with an absurd chroma on the back doing nothing. The worst thing is the part of the screen dedicated to the shower show is only 27% of the screen, while the part dedicated to the boring fta models doing nothing is 73%. So, paying 2 credits you can actually see a show only in 27% of the screen while forcing you to see the other models dressed filling most of the screen doing nothing. Thumb downThumb downThumb down

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who was the genious behind this stupid and absurd idea?CryCry

I agree. The spring reboot of ETV is nothing more than cheap imitations of their legendary shows of past.

The current ETV is like Nike or Adidas selling only cheap Chinese fakes in their brand stores and asking for the full price.

BTW, they just announced that this "show" is Bunny's last and she is leaving ETV.

06.05.2016, 19:24

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Actually ETV ability for destroying it´s own shows has no end. They wanted to make a tribute to the legendary shower shows.This is the last madness idea for destroying and ruining it all. They have divided the screen in 3 zones. In the middle of the screen is the part dedicated to the shower show, at left and right on the screen you can see the dressed models on studio with an absurd chroma on the back doing nothing. The worst thing is the part of the screen dedicated to the shower show is only 27% of the screen, while the part dedicated to the boring fta models doing nothing is 73%. So, paying 2 credits you can actually see a show only in 27% of the screen while forcing you to see the other models dressed filling most of the screen doing nothing. Thumb downThumb downThumb down What´s even more scandalous is thanks to the Chroma, the models at left at right can walk through the screen, they can cross the screen covering part of the 27% of the screen dedicated to the shower show, helping definitively to destroy it.Angry

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05.05.2016, 21:27

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TazDevil wrote:...and "The Shannara Chronicles" is aimed at a young adult audience (we call them teenagers outside of TV land), so I do wonder who ETV think are their target audience these days?

BTW "The Shannara Chronicles" is a great show!
The target audience from ETV these days
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Who else knows movies like Blow-Up from the year 1966
Who knows Fellini and Nights of Cabiria from 1957, if he is not over 70
A Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare, also not exactly teenagers dreams.
Nights in White Satin from The Moody Blues is from 1967.
And the censorship from ETV is also like in the year 1967 Big Grin.
All this is nothing for younger people, they all must first watch on google to know what ETV mean with this Shows.

BTW "The Shannara Chronicles" is a great show not only for teenagers, because i am old and i like it. Big Grin
Only for ETV i am apparently to young Sad

05.05.2016, 20:21

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TazDevil wrote:
connell wrote:A short look at the TV Studio is enough.
The nymphs of the forest will return to the ETV studios. Does it have to be that way?
Then I can also look my DVD from "The Shannara Chronicles" to end.
There is more erotic and much hotter nymphs of the forest (Ok are elves and Demons but almost the same) Big Grin
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...and "The Shannara Chronicles" is aimed at a young adult audience (we call them teenagers outside of TV land), so I do wonder who ETV think are their target audience these days?

BTW "The Shannara Chronicles" is a great show!

'so I do wonder who ETV think are their target audience these days? ' That's the problem, etv have forgotten about any possible target audience!

05.05.2016, 20:15

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connell wrote:A short look at the TV Studio is enough.
The nymphs of the forest will return to the ETV studios. Does it have to be that way?
Then I can also look my DVD from "The Shannara Chronicles" to end.
There is more erotic and much hotter nymphs of the forest (Ok are elves and Demons but almost the same) Big Grin
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...and "The Shannara Chronicles" is aimed at a young adult audience (we call them teenagers outside of TV land), so I do wonder who ETV think are their target audience these days?

BTW "The Shannara Chronicles" is a great show!

05.05.2016, 19:45

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A short look at the TV Studio is enough.
The nymphs of the forest will return to the ETV studios. Does it have to be that way?
Then I can also look my DVD from "The Shannara Chronicles" to end.
There is more erotic and much hotter nymphs of the forest (Ok are elves and Demons but almost the same) Big Grin
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03.05.2016, 19:18

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GeorgeSK wrote:I was expecting a nice show with girls in a candle lit setting, feeding sexily food to each other, put honey on their lips and kiss it off, something like this. Instead we have a cooking show.

ETV says: "Аn extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source" Just like Gusteau, from the Pixar's famous "Ratatouille", we have our "tiny little chef" on board, ready to rock the critics to the core!

I would put another quote from the movie: "Everybody can cook". But not everybody can do a nice erotic show, certainy not ETV lately.

Dinner Shows by ETV:

The HIGH-standard from ETV: MIRROR DINNER with Ava, the 4 HOURS Premium SHOW on 9th January 2013.

The SUB-standard from ETV: THE DINNER With Saiqa, the 6 HOURS TV and Exclusive SHOW on 3rd May 2016.

03.05.2016, 19:10

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I was expecting a nice show with girls in a candle lit setting, feeding sexily food to each other, put honey on their lips and kiss it off, something like this. Instead we have a cooking show.

ETV says: "Аn extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source" Just like Gusteau, from the Pixar's famous "Ratatouille", we have our "tiny little chef" on board, ready to rock the critics to the core!

I would put another quote from the movie: "Everybody can cook". But not everybody can do a nice erotic show, certainy not ETV lately.

Edit: And btw the little chef was Remy, not Gusteau, he was just Remy's imaginary cooking help.

03.05.2016, 19:04

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For all those who could not look in the new show
"Dinner with Saiqa", here is a small cutout
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One look in the TV Show and the first what came in my mind was this scene from the "Muppets Show" Big Grin

03.05.2016, 11:34

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03.05.2016, 10:42

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Wilsonsand wrote:from ETV site:

"The models will be in the TV studio doing, at first glance, a regular TV show. But one of them will shoot them with an extra camera that will be broadcast as the Exclusive show! The girl will have a small handheld camera and the freedom move, creep, and wiggle whereever she wants. The entire Exclusive show will come from this camera, without any conventional operator intervention. There will be different girls behind the cam at different points, and the models in front of the cam will be stripped of any ability to hide anything from them.

We're firmly committed to let the hottest parts of the show be set up for you by the models themselves!"


no miracles, guys First joke of the show: Leslie is only topless Thumb down . Anyway, even when they are full naked, the girls are obviously instructed about how to use the handcam and what & how to show, in order to keep the censorship usual levels, of course. There is nothing new and nothing naughty in this show, all is so conservative as always. If all would depend on the models (as etv says), then we should infer that the models are not only very exciting making the shows, but also with an almost null talent for offering something exciting/naughty behind the camera. Of course i don´t believe that. I know what these models are capable of, and this is really far of it.

p.s: all finished, the show is crap, with lot of only topless shows (Leslie absolute Thumb down, Zoe terribly soft Thumb down ), a camera work really poor, very conservative and boring, even more soft than usual. Sunday night failed, monday night failed, what a week of changes!

I think it depends on the models. Why was Mikeila the only who has shown more and etv has allowed? Why should the models more show always get the same money. The girls are not stupid, they have found that things can be easier.

03.05.2016, 01:56

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from ETV site:

"The models will be in the TV studio doing, at first glance, a regular TV show. But one of them will shoot them with an extra camera that will be broadcast as the Exclusive show! The girl will have a small handheld camera and the freedom move, creep, and wiggle whereever she wants. The entire Exclusive show will come from this camera, without any conventional operator intervention. There will be different girls behind the cam at different points, and the models in front of the cam will be stripped of any ability to hide anything from them.

We're firmly committed to let the hottest parts of the show be set up for you by the models themselves!"


no miracles, guys First joke of the show: Leslie is only topless Thumb down . Anyway, even when they are full naked, the girls are obviously instructed about how to use the handcam and what & how to show, in order to keep the censorship usual levels, of course. There is nothing new and nothing naughty in this show, all is so conservative as always. If all would depend on the models (as etv says), then we should infer that the models are not only very exciting making the shows, but also with an almost null talent for offering something exciting/naughty behind the camera. Of course i don´t believe that. I know what these models are capable of, and this is really far of it.

p.s: all finished, the show is crap, with lot of only topless shows (Leslie absolute Thumb down, Zoe terribly soft Thumb down ), a camera work really poor, very conservative and boring, even more soft than usual. Sunday night failed, monday night failed, what a week of changes!

03.05.2016, 00:15

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TazDevil wrote:
Wilsonsand wrote:We´ll see how far they will go tomorrow in the the Blow-up show from their own presentation:
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We're firmly committed to let the hottest parts of the show be set up for you by the models themselves!
We are looking forward to you joining us!"[/i]

It feels like the models are being setup in advance, if this show fails!

but of course, its never ETV's fault.
they only arrange the shows, tell the girls what to do, how much to show, they control the camera's, which feeds to use, when to switch camera away from anything too sexy.
so no, its never etv's fault Smile .

02.05.2016, 20:09

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Only new name for the same bored shows......looser chan:thumbdown:nel