Would you Adam and Eve it ?

On the 6th Day he created man who he called Adam. Not because he wanted to call him Adam but that's the first name that came into his head. But S'adam (oops, now you really know where the name came from) was not a happy bunny. "Where is my satellite tv ?. Where is my internet ? What can I do with that thing you gave me hanging between my legs ?"

So he listened to Adam and gave him his satellite tv and he gave him his internet. "That is fun" said Adam "but that thing you gave me between my legs must surely have more uses ?"

So he went away to his design board and after consuming his tv dinner looked at the barbie-queued spare-ribs that were left. And that's how he engineered his most mis-understood design. The one he called woman. Impossible to classify. Incredibly hard to anticipate especially if you find her on your satellite tv or your internet........

And here is the real thought of this day. It is much too easy for people to think by means of that thing that was given to them between their legs. If they stood back and looked beyond their internet and their satellite tv, there is a real world. A world populated by real people. Real people with real problems. Problems that most are more than happy that they do not have. To put it even more simply, try not to judge the book by its cover. You really need to read it first and then hope you understand its contents........

And while you dwell on that last piece of crap here are a few easier things to contemplate

1. Can you believe that Vicky actually wanted to have one camera almost permanently out-of-focus.
2. Can you believe that they lost the instructions to uncle Veni's box of magic video effects and played the blue transformation backwards.
3. Can you believe that The Garden Of Eden was not the home of people who did not wear clothes.
4. Can you believe that Regina did not get married this saturday gone (as told on the tv) else why was she there on the very same day
5. But most important of all. Clio had a German landlord who would rather collect his rent by means of the undressed. How else could you explain why she has yet to find someone who can persuade her to undress especially if that someone is German. And he kicked her out of the flat. Which even more simply explains why she spend most of her night hours in front of the tv. A quick nap on one of those nice sofas you see from time to time and she is ready then for the day shift as well.

And last but not least as you watch your satellite tv or your internet and contemplate what was given to you between your legs, can you really Adam and Eve everything that is said or even written here ?

DB wrote:

>4. Can you believe that Regina did not get married this saturday gone (as told on the tv) else why was she there on the very same day

Oh well, one never knows, that can happen really fast down there. Surely you remember the case of gosposha D*****ova, formerly gosposhitsa B****a? (names censored to protect Google from a denial-of-service crash).