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I think my cat has a stutter whenever my dog walks past it says "ffffff,fffff,fffffff,"instead of just telling him to fuck off.
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I used to be in a Band called 'Missing Cats' you probably saw my posters.
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Some jokes and fun
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I rang Babestation the other night and the woman said "Hi sexy, what can i do for you? I said "fucking hide, my wife's coming and ive lost the remote!
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My wife was pissed off because I forgot to buy her something for Valentine's Day.
"You insensitive bastard! How could you forget?" She raged. "Sweetheart, all that matters is you know I love you more then anything, take my word for it," I said. "Talk is cheap!" She immediately responded. "You've obviously never rang babestation!" Wasn't the best answer. [hidden link - please register] |
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 Kind Regards Shaky |
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