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brudgon wrote:A woman from the Doctor Posted on the valentine's day.  
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A young guy went to his doctor with a special request:
"I've got a new girlfriend, very beautiful and nice; and the best is that she has promised to spend the whole weekend with me. So I ask you for a drug that provides me with a hard on like a rock,lasting during the whole Weekend. I don't want to dissapint her." "Ok," the doctor replied, "I've got the right pill for you. When will your girlfriend come?" "At about 6 p.m.,she promised." "Swallow this pill at 3 p.m., and I'm sure it will work!" On monday both happened to meet again, the guy was very pale in his face and had his right arm in a sling. "Hello", asked the doctor, "how did my wonder-pill work?" "Marvellous", replied the guy; "At 3 p.m.I took the pill, at 5 p.m. I had a hard-on like a rocket, and at 5 p.m. my girlfriend cancelled our meeting..." |
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- What a suicide bomber doing at a cabaret show?
- Bursts of laughter! |
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Okay guys, thanks a lot for your support.
A man is coming to the doctor. He is saying, doctor I have got three animal properties. Which ones, is the doctor asking. Hm, I'm always working hard like an horse, being hungry like a wolf and can sing as nice as a nightingale. After the estimation the doctor is saying,yes all your three properties are right,but I found out a fourth one?! What is it, the man was asking. The doctor was saying: You are also dirty like a pig.... Best Regards |
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A couple is busy in bed.
Suddently a noise from the door. The lady becomes nervous: "OMG, my husband! Hurry up, jump out of the window!" He does not want to: "I can't jump, we are in the 13th floor here!" She: "Jump, guy; there is no time to be superstitious!" |
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A woman from the Doctor
- Doctor, I have a problem. Every time my husband makes love to me when he reach a scream orgasm he scary! - But it does not seem much of a problem ... - Yes, but I wake up! |
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A lady went to the doctor's and told him that she had difficulties with her husband.
"He isn't interested any more in having sex with me. I can't stand that any more. Could you please help me?" "Sure", the doctor said. "I'll give you a drug. Mix it in your husband's coffee, and you will be satisfied". After a week the doctor met the lady again and asked her about the success of her treatment. "Yes", she answered, "it was a big success. I mixed your drug into his coffee, he drank it and immediately he started to fuck me, straight on the coffee-table!" "Super", said the doctor, "then everything is all right." "Not everything", said the lady sadly, "It happened in our favorite cafateria, and we are banned since then!" |
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In 1968 it took was the power of two Commodore 64 to successfully launch a spacecraft to the moon. In 2007 we want the power of a 800 MHz processor and 512 MB of RAM (minimum officers) to use Windows Vista. Something must have gone wrong.
i have vista 
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Joker1305 wrote:brudgon wrote:- What do they have in common the hope and the mother-in-law?Maybe you should give her a drink ;) Hi and L.O.L. don't drink if you have to drive or to fly a broom... The mother in law is having an accident. Greet you both |
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A girl walks past the room of parents and walks away shaking his head and saying: "And my mother wants to send me to a psychologist because I suck my finger!" |
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An obese patient to his doctor:
- If you do ten miles a day for a year will surely come to your weight! A year later the patient calls the doctor: - Doctor, I wanted to thank because it was as you said, but now I have a problem! - What's that? - That i'm at 3,650 miles from home! |
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A guy with genital pain that goes to the doctor during his visit exclaims:
- My God, you have a testicle of a wood and steel! And the man: - Why is it serious? And the doctor: - Yes ! You can not have children ... The man then turns to the waiting room and cries: - Pinocchio, Robocop, come here to Papa! |
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For the weather in the half Europe this days.
[hidden link - please register] Have a nice frozen weekend but keep the sun i your heart
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brudgon wrote:- What do they have in common the hope and the mother-in-law?Maybe you should give her a drink ;) [hidden link - please register] Regards Joker |
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- What do they have in common the hope and the mother-in-law?
- they are always the last to die ... |
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